Some say the world is divided between the strong and weak
So don’t sit across the table from me if you are meek
The leaf eating vegan should take a far away seat
For an animal like me might mistake your arm for meat
Put a fork in it and take a nice bite
I like steak raw, so your arm would taste just right
So the question is….. what animal will we have for dinner?
Who will be the winner?
I have an idea!
Let’s have steer!
But how?
Smack a cow
Between the eyes with a sledgehammer
Such harsh, coarse behavior might cause a clamor
Rights for the animals they dont need to die
We should eat plants because they have no eyes
To stare at you when they die
A sacrifice, is a sacrifice…is a sacrifice
No matter how neat, clean or nice
The vegetables on your plate are struggling to stay alive
Cut, bleeding, helpless, little chives
Tomatoes punctured with a fork and oozing red goo
You know fruits are alive too
Skinned alive, their fleshed sucked out
All this while their blood, their juices move about
Plants have no where to run, no where to hide
Plants are the weakest of the weak, who would be on their side?
Well… they could be left on the side of my plate
To compliment the flesh I just ate
Vegans are beyond a doubt killers too
The flesh they eat has no face like me or you
But plants are alive when chewed and swallowed into stomach acid
And vegans claim they are gentle and placid
Vegans are wrong to kill to survive
To eat things that are still alive
Vegans should talk to plants, I believe that plants can hear you
And know what vegans will do
Rip them from their roots
Cut their shoots
Pull off their leaves like the tail of a newt
I don’t see the difference between eating a hog
Or picking berries next to a bog
Whether its a plant or animal that goes under the knife
They are both organisms that give up their life
Maybe vegans and carnivores are the same
After all we all need to sustain
So please don’t call me the sicko, don’t start to shout
From your mouth hangs a baby sprout
Maybe it’s not chicken, maybe it’s not veal
But the life it gave up is just as real
Perhaps there isn’t such a great divided
Cause sick vegan bastards eat plants alive.
Well said! And I talk to my plants almost as much as to my chickens.
LOL…I was hoping someone would at least get a little laugh out of this.
Dear Tom,
Make my turnip rare? Nah. Nothing satisfies like rare beef…it’s what’s for dinner. Note: it’s “meek” not “meak”. Minor problem. Aside from that I laughed.
Shalom,
Rochelle
It seems a meak is a hook with a long handle…Glad to make you laugh.
Tom
I can tell you being a real pest-o, based on your photo, and I supposed you’re part of PETAFV, People for the Eating of Animals, Fruits and Vegetables. I’ll be sure to keep my arm well out of your way! 🙂
janet
LOL..Pest-o! Just having a little fun is all.
Love this. I have a few righteous vegan vegetarian friends that I need to share this with. Usually I simply comment on their leather shoes.
Thank you…nothing worse than a righteous vegan. Yes the often over looked leather shoes!